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Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish ([personal profile] baetiful) wrote in [personal profile] wizzardly 2016-05-31 07:48 pm (UTC)

All I will say is the last I heard of his whereabouts, he found himself captured by slavers who wished to cut off his cock and fetch a good price for it. While I still remain in the Lannister's good graces.

[ And then, cruelly: ]

I wonder what price Lucifer might pay for your cock. If a dwarf's is said to house magical power, I imagine it can be said a wizard's is twice as powerful.

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