Oh, that you've won also bothers me, I promise.

[he sends a baleful look at the closet wall since he doesn't have Baelish to glare at. (Which is honestly for the best - Rincewind finds it much easier to speak freely over these communicators than in person.)]

She hardly needed to campaign - she's a young, lovely, softly-spoken Queen. [and weren't her competition two odd teenagers and a terrifying sorcerer? Rincewind shakes his head. Even he voted for her, even knowing she had Baelish's support.

You're so proud of that. Why? What does she offer you?