No, it's... [That is a cute as fuck assumption, though, Jesus Christ.] A sport. Sort of. Anyone can do it, though. There's no running or jumping or anything like that. Special shoes is all you need. There's, ah.

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Pins at the end of a lane. And you're at the other end with a weighted ball. You roll it down the lane and try to knock all the pins over within so many turns.