New Year's Resolutions, 2017 - Gothamites aren't good for you. Remember that. - Don't let what's happened to you stop you from going to celebrations, festivals or events. - Be more brave. - No. Even braver than that. - Talk about your world more. - Don't trust Dr. Chilton. - Protect your belongings. - But don't get yourself killed doing so. It is a distinct possibility. - Work on fear of heights. - Learn to sew. - Eat more potatoes. - Avoid romance. - Remember to be respectful to people who are dangerous. - Talk to less gods. - Don't believe everything you're told.
Early hours of Jan 1, anonymously
- Gothamites aren't good for you. Remember that.
- Don't let what's happened to you stop you from going to celebrations, festivals or events.
- Be more brave.
- No. Even braver than that.
- Talk about your world more.
- Don't trust Dr. Chilton.
- Protect your belongings.
- But don't get yourself killed doing so. It is a distinct possibility.
- Work on fear of heights.
- Learn to sew.
- Eat more potatoes.
- Avoid romance.
- Remember to be respectful to people who are dangerous.
- Talk to less gods.
- Don't believe everything you're told.