You've just described the majority of my doctoral peers. [Another pause, but one weighted with a tender recognition, right before:] You do not have to fear for my person, if that's your concern. I'm in no danger. I thought perhaps he had aimed some insult at you, I know he has a sharp tongue. [Much like Chilton himself.] But, really, this is good to know. If ever I host a party, I can't have you two sitting tableside to each other.