[People have said the same of me, was what Chilton very nearly argued -- until, reflexively, he thought better of it. Probably not the best tactic, to remark upon the similarities between himself and Baelish while Rincewind listed what he despised in the latter.

Also probably better not to invite scrutiny in general. Chilton liked Rincewind, and he wanted Rincewind to continue liking him. It was a behavioral sequence he was still learning to perfect.]

My friendship with him does not threaten my friendship with you. [Reassurance was something Chilton could do, like a little scratch behind feline ears.] I admire you in different ways, wizardly ways.

Even if your luggage tracks in mud, at least it hasn't been left unattended. If you catch my drift.