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[Are you a friend of his?]
"Well, we've met a couple of times and he didn't kill me," said Rincewind. "That probably counts as a yes." - The Last Hero
DANGER SCALE
(Twoflower) 0 - 10 (Luggage)
"You're mine."
DANGER LEVEL: 10
"I knew all along you had such goodness in your heart, you know."
DANGER LEVEL: 4
"Hah, count me amazed. A wizard after all."
DANGER LEVEL: 5
"I think I have the same relationship with inactivity that you do, Rincewind."
DANGER LEVEL: 5
"Would you like me to give you an idea of what [danger] looks like next time, to give you a running start?"
DANGER LEVEL: 4
"Maybe I'm startin' to get why you're so damn unlucky."
DANGER LEVEL: 7
"You'll come back to yourself in fifteen seconds. Nothing about the last ten minutes will stand out as odd or out of place, and you won't remember it very well."
DANGER LEVEL: 4

[Are you a friend of his?]
"Well, we've met a couple of times and he didn't kill me," said Rincewind. "That probably counts as a yes." - The Last Hero
(Twoflower) 0 - 10 (Luggage)
KITTY JONES
"I'm glad you turned out sweet, though."
DANGER LEVEL: 4
DANGER LEVEL: 4
LUCIFER
DANGER LEVEL: 10
MABEL PINES
"It's tough out there for us creative types!"
DANGER LEVEL: 1
DANGER LEVEL: 1
L'ARACHEL
DANGER LEVEL: 4
SASHA BLOUSE
"Being at a loss for your entire life sounds... unpleasant, though."
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DR. FREDERICK CHILTON
"At least you know that someone has your back. "
DANGER LEVEL: 1
DANGER LEVEL: 1
MILES VORKOSIGAN
"I consider you a potential."
DANGER LEVEL: 6
DANGER LEVEL: 6
BRIANNA, "THE BREEZE"
"Who are you to talk about what's normal? You have a giant suitcase with a tongue."
DANGER LEVEL: 4
DANGER LEVEL: 4
DR. JONATHAN CRANE, "SCARECROW"
"What frightens you?"
DANGER LEVEL: 9
DANGER LEVEL: 9
RIKU
"You looked like you were going to panic."
DANGER LEVEL: 4
DANGER LEVEL: 4
SIX
DANGER LEVEL: 5
MARIAN HAWKE
"Have you considered 'standing by' even farther than you're used to?"
DANGER LEVEL: 5
DANGER LEVEL: 5
WILL GRAHAM
"You're part of our house."
DANGER LEVEL: 4
DANGER LEVEL: 4
HOUOUJI FUU
"If you're always running away and [trouble] appears anyway, perhaps running towards it will make it go away."
DANGER LEVEL: 1
DANGER LEVEL: 1
JAIME REYES, "BLUE BEETLE"
"Why decide to be a wizard? Why not a... oh, I don't know. An accountant."
DANGER LEVEL: 4
DANGER LEVEL: 4
JEFFREY WINGER
"I know a sad, lonely man when I see one."
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DORIAN GRAY
Shows just how little you know to have fun."
DANGER LEVEL: 5
DANGER LEVEL: 5
LORD PETYR BAELISH
"We could have been great allies, you and I."
DANGER LEVEL: 8
DANGER LEVEL: 8
JAMES PATRICK MARCH
"Did I frighten you, dear?"
DANGER LEVEL: 4
DANGER LEVEL: 4
FRANCIS URQUHART
DANGER LEVEL: 5
LADY KNIGHT KELADRY
DANGER LEVEL: 4
HARLEEN QUINZEL, "HARLEY QUINN"
"Want to come over and take this off?"
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DEAN WINCHESTER
DANGER LEVEL: 7
APRIL LUDGATE
"Dude, [you're fucked up, too]. It's why you came back to the house, I guess. It's what makes our house...our house."
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DANGER LEVEL: 3
MARK PIERRE VORKOSIGAN
"You're one of the only sensible friends I have, too."
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DANGER LEVEL: 3
JULIAN DAY, "CALENDAR MAN"
"Sarcasm. Unbecoming."
DANGER LEVEL: 7
DANGER LEVEL: 7
RICHARD SWIFT, "THE SHADE"
"I'll admit, I'm somewhat fascinated."
DANGER LEVEL: 5
DANGER LEVEL: 5
LEONARD SNART, "CAPTAIN COLD"
"I like unique. I like you. Relax. Trust me, when I insult you, you'll know."
DANGER LEVEL: 5
DANGER LEVEL: 5
JORAH MORMONT
"Ever turned anyone into a frog?"
DANGER LEVEL: 5
DANGER LEVEL: 5
HEMALI
"The coward, yes?"
DANGER LEVEL: 7
DANGER LEVEL: 7
JAMES GIOVANNI DANGER JANEWAY JESSE, "THE TRICKSTER"
"I hope [your blouses] are comfortable and stylish!"
DANGER LEVEL: 6
DANGER LEVEL: 6
RAINA
"I'm surprised. You seem like the type who would prefer things quiet."
DANGER LEVEL: 6
DANGER LEVEL: 6
JACK
"I think you know what I was doing."
DANGER LEVEL: 10
DANGER LEVEL: 10
HAEN HITHIEL
"These poor robes look like they've seen better days, dear."
DANGER LEVEL: 7
DANGER LEVEL: 7
SIMON ILLYAN, "ARTHUR"
DANGER LEVEL: 4
KOMASAN
"You got my face in your pocket, zura!"
DANGER LEVEL: 3
DANGER LEVEL: 3
BARTIMAEUS
"What era are you from that merits the extra letters in your hat. Is that a new fashion or just a lot of insecurity and poor embroidery? "
DANGER LEVEL: 6
DANGER LEVEL: 6
REGGIE MANTLE
"God, why are you so freaking weird?"
DANGER LEVEL: 5
DANGER LEVEL: 5
TBA
"QUOTE"
DANGER LEVEL: 5
DANGER LEVEL: 5
TBA
"QUOTE"
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