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Mm. Ish. We're at war with a totally different far away group of people with a different language. That's...yeah. Jeff could tell you better.
[She shrugs]
Worlds like mine don't get picked that much. Somehow. So you just...start sticking with other people. And animals. Because they're way better.
[She shrugs]
Worlds like mine don't get picked that much. Somehow. So you just...start sticking with other people. And animals. Because they're way better.
We have alcoholics, certainly. Brigands in particular are quite fond of that foul concoction. But... heavens, you aren't saying that Lord Baelish is among their number, are you? He's such a pleasant man!
I think so. But different states. So lived a million miles apart.
It's kinda weird how the Porter, like, usually only pulls in two or three people that know each other. Jeff and me never met until he started trying to seduce my husband.
It's kinda weird how the Porter, like, usually only pulls in two or three people that know each other. Jeff and me never met until he started trying to seduce my husband.
Have you seen Will and Jeff together? He's totally just waiting for me to vanish to move in.
[ Ah. The far more familiar ground of chain yanking with a straight face. ]
[ Ah. The far more familiar ground of chain yanking with a straight face. ]
It's a very tragic love story.
[A beat. April clamors up on to her knees, still on the bed, so she can peer at Rincewind.]
I need you to make me a promise.
[A beat. April clamors up on to her knees, still on the bed, so she can peer at Rincewind.]
I need you to make me a promise.
It's...hard to say. I need to know you'll do it. Just. Take care of something. If I ever do go away.
Nope.
[She leans back away from him with a sigh.]
Not enough conviction. I'll just have to live in torment.
[She leans back away from him with a sigh.]
Not enough conviction. I'll just have to live in torment.
I need to you find a new wife for Will. Before he and Jeff consummate their forbidden love.
[ This moment was worth maybe having to talk to Fred. So, so worth it. ]
[ This moment was worth maybe having to talk to Fred. So, so worth it. ]
What?
[Forget the oath she totally just got out of him, April is honing in.]
Did they cut it off?
[Forget the oath she totally just got out of him, April is honing in.]
Did they cut it off?
I want the exact words. Tell me your vow.
It's just weird you have to be gay to be a wizard. I thought magic didn't discriminate.
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