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I shot him point blank range about four years ago and lived to tell the tale. I don't do publicly respectful.
Because i'm sure faking it for him makes him feel so much better.
And you're doing such a good job of it.
[ how do you think he found you, buddy ]
[ how do you think he found you, buddy ]
All I will say is the last I heard of his whereabouts, he found himself captured by slavers who wished to cut off his cock and fetch a good price for it. While I still remain in the Lannister's good graces.
[ And then, cruelly: ]
I wonder what price Lucifer might pay for your cock. If a dwarf's is said to house magical power, I imagine it can be said a wizard's is twice as powerful.
[ And then, cruelly: ]
I wonder what price Lucifer might pay for your cock. If a dwarf's is said to house magical power, I imagine it can be said a wizard's is twice as powerful.
Would if I could. But you are kinda fun to watch.
[ Can you hear him grinning. Can you. Can. You. ]
You mean apart from getting laid? I don't know, is there something else i'm supposed to be doing?
You mean apart from getting laid? I don't know, is there something else i'm supposed to be doing?
Hey, you brought it up. [ Is that a pun? Was it intended? We'll never know. ] Not nearly often enough apparently, considering i'm here talking to you.
[ He tries. ]
Believe me, I don't need any additional help at this point.
Believe me, I don't need any additional help at this point.
I live in a church on the Miami strip. Believe me, I wouldn't need the help even if it was offered.
Technically, sure. Not like Lucifer stretches his wings and kicks back to watch Friends there, though.
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