wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
Rincewind ([personal profile] wizzardly) wrote2016-02-05 07:00 pm
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IC CONTACT



VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And here you two seem like such good buddies.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I shot him point blank range about four years ago and lived to tell the tale. I don't do publicly respectful.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Because i'm sure faking it for him makes him feel so much better.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're doing such a good job of it.

[ how do you think he found you, buddy ]
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[personal profile] baetiful 2016-05-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
All I will say is the last I heard of his whereabouts, he found himself captured by slavers who wished to cut off his cock and fetch a good price for it. While I still remain in the Lannister's good graces.

[ And then, cruelly: ]

I wonder what price Lucifer might pay for your cock. If a dwarf's is said to house magical power, I imagine it can be said a wizard's is twice as powerful.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Would if I could. But you are kinda fun to watch.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's a talent you should market.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one who said it, not me.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Can you hear him grinning. Can you. Can. You. ]

You mean apart from getting laid? I don't know, is there something else i'm supposed to be doing?
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, you brought it up. [ Is that a pun? Was it intended? We'll never know. ] Not nearly often enough apparently, considering i'm here talking to you.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He tries. ]

Believe me, I don't need any additional help at this point.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I live in a church on the Miami strip. Believe me, I wouldn't need the help even if it was offered.
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[personal profile] kickingand 2016-05-31 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Technically, sure. Not like Lucifer stretches his wings and kicks back to watch Friends there, though.

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