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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

it's surprisingly difficult to force me to do things, I assure you.
unless I'm being threatened but you're not doing that.
Anyway one bed is very much the same as another to me. and I do have
good memories? of being there. Lots of dogs, but they aren't mean. and I don't work in that city, but there are those porters.

I'll have to call him first. and think about it.

[huntergames]

all the animals are very gentle there and the raccoons are always helpful
but yes! i only wanted to let you know

[wizzardly]

all right.
oh, and I won't mention you if you'd rather I didn't.

[huntergames]

oh yes i would like it to be a secret!
i dont think they need to know

text;

[textualhealing]

This is the 2nd time your luggage has watched me in the shower. I feel unsettled having my wang out while near that thing.

[wizzardly]

Think about how I feel, having to read you telling me about it.
Do you do anything particularly strange when you shower?

[textualhealing]

Not usually. Especially not while it's watching.

[wizzardly]

Probably it just enjoys tormenting you then. It's a bastard like that.

[textualhealing]

Or it just wants to spend time with me.

[wizzardly]

While you're naked in the shower? Do you normally find travel accessories terribly smitten with you?

[textualhealing]

Maybe it just knows a great guy when it sees one.
Or maybe it just likes to get clean sometimes.

[wizzardly]

Are you defending it being in your shower now? I suppose I could find it a lid-sized shower cap.

[textualhealing]

I'll defend it so long as it doesn't try to murder me in my sleep.
I take it that wood is ok to get wet? Because if not then whoops.

[wizzardly]

Don't worry, there wouldn't be any sport in that. I'm sure it would prefer you awake.

[a joke? Probably a joke.]

It's gone to purposefully dredge up sea monsters before, and swam away from a slaver ship somehow, so water is fine. It would be difficult to find something that could harm it.

[textualhealing]

Ok good. It's clean now. Sharkbait is gonna get jealous if I give it too much attention tho.

[wizzardly]

I'm sure he'd find someone's leg to console him. Or some poor stuffed animal.

[textualhealing]

If you're lucky, he might even go for the hat. I don't think he's claimed that yet.

[wizzardly]

You'll be putting up "Lost" posters if he does.

[textualhealing]

And you'd be answering to Will if that happened. And also my fist.

[wizzardly]

Fine, fine.
Where did you even find that one?

[textualhealing]

Will found it.

[Obviously.]

Think it was a park.
April named it.

[wizzardly]

But he's yours?

[textualhealing]

Nope.
He adopted me.

[wizzardly]

oh, so more like the Luggage then.
And just as misbehaved. Did you have pets in your world? I never really understood the urge.

[textualhealing]

I didn't back home, no. You just had luggage, right?