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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[itistolaugh]

yeah you have
still cute tho
♥

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[itistolaugh]

vending machines gone forever, we'll get catering biweekly, and i am NEVER being your go-between for chilton again. that was a rotten set up how dare you sir

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[wizzardly]

what in the world is "catering biweekly" what does that even mean
And hold on hold on what did I do, I didn't do anything, I just thought you'd have a better shot at it than I would

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[itistolaugh]

lunch delivered twice a week
or every 2 weeks
biweekly could be either but he was already pissed i wasn't gonna ask for more deets

I told you he doesn't like me
I don't have a better shot at anything with him

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[wizzardly]

[that's not the delicious convenience of a vending machine, but he refrains from stating the obvious.]

well I don't know why he wouldn't like you, you're very likeable
I like you
You didn't insult him did you?

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[itistolaugh]

he insulted me!
the worst thing I've ever done to him is not read memos
fuck it I don't want to talk about him anymore

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[wizzardly]

alright no more Dr. Chilton
Is there something you'd rather talk about?

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[itistolaugh]

sure
tell me more about how you like me

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[wizzardly]

Like specifically?

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[itistolaugh]

yes
im having a really hard time tbh and i just need to hear some nice things
read
please?

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[wizzardly]

oh sorry
well you've always been suspiciously kind to me
and you're funny, and really intelligent
I think that first job you worked was very kind
You know how to order the best pizzas
And you're beautiful of course but I'd hope you knew that
And I like your clothes

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[itistolaugh]

oh
wow
that's way more than i expected
thank you
i like you too. you're really very sweet.

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[wizzardly]

[well this sure is making him feel scarily warm and fuzzy things.]

well anyway
Sorry you got yelled at.

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[itistolaugh]

I'm basically used to it
Usually it would be whatever
Just wasn't in the mood to hear that shit right now

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[baetiful]

Might I pick your brain for a few minutes? Not literally, before you start to get nervous. I'm just curious about your opinions on the De Chima candidates.

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[wizzardly]

Ah.

...And which ones are those, again?

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[baetiful]

....You haven't been paying much attention to the network, have you?

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[wizzardly]

I pay enough for any decent person, I'd say. It's not like there isn't a lot to sort through, you know.

[and scroll past.

Mostly that.]

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[wizzardly]

You aren't going to quit or anything are you?

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[itistolaugh]

idk
not right now, but it's an option I guess.
but we'd still see each other if I did, right?
I like spending time with you

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[baetiful]

Do you know anyone who is running?

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[wizzardly]

...Are you running again?

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[baetiful]

That is not even a possibility.

[ Because if it was, he would. ]

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[wizzardly]

Oh, thank goodness.

Then no, I've no idea who's running. Should I?

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[baetiful]

Don't you care about who represents you as a whole? You might not live in De Chima, but there could be a time where you have to call upon the De Chima ambassador for something or another.