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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

voice;

[wizzardly]

It... would depend. [cagily. Baelish unfortunately seems to have his number here.] Maybe not.

voice;

[baetiful]

Something to consider if I wish to buy your affection. It's not often that people shower you with unexpected gifts, is it? Your Luggage spitting up odd things aside...

voice;

[wizzardly]

No. [it's difficult not to sound bewildered.] No, people don't typically feel inspired to give me things.

...The pointy ends of various weaponry aside. Which, I suppose they also aren't "unexpected" either.

voice;

[baetiful]

Well, at the least you've managed to avoid getting unwanted piercings. Unless you are hiding some unsightly scars beneath your clothes. I would not know. I have not seen you nude.

[ Unfortunately???? Thankfully. ]

voice;

[wizzardly]

Across nearly the entirety of my back, thanks. There - now there's no need to be curious.

voice;

[baetiful]

Not nearly as adept at escaping danger as you would allow others to believe, are you?

[ A pause. ]

Well. Me neither, I suppose. Only mine encompasses the entirety of my front. So we do share that, at least.

voice;

[wizzardly]

I'm still here.

[there's a quiet note of pride in that.]

And that just shows the difference between us, really. My troubles have to go chasing after me - yours caught you looking for them.

voice;

[baetiful]

I was a boy of fifteen and in love. Love has a way of clouding ones judgement. A fact you may very well experience someday. You might have an oath, but I know many a man who has broken their oath for the right individual.

[voice]

[khaleesipls]

Are you busy?

[ He sounds glum. Like himself, in other words. ]

[voice]

[wizzardly]

[finally, a welcome voice. Mostly because it isn't a reporter asking him about his feelings on having a criminally-inclined copy running amok.]

Thankfully, no.

...Unless you're about to try and take my boredom from me, and then yes, I'm swamped.

voice;

[wizzardly]

Or the right price? [dryly.]

[khaleesipls]

Nothing exciting about a tavern.

[ Unless Viserys Targaryen is there and you turn into a bear and have to fight the luggage. ]

Usually.

[wizzardly]

Don't say things like that out loud, you'll jinx us before we even get there.

[but that admonishment and the sound of a closing door should signal Rincewind's up to the idea. No further argument needed.]

Only, can it be in Heropa? ...Or Nonah or De Chima. I don't know how you fared through that latest bout of madness, but I don't believe people with my face are popular in Maurtia Falls right now.

[a beat.]

How did you fare?

voice;

[baetiful]

Well, that goes without saying. You can't tell me you don't enjoy a good bribe every now and then.

[khaleesipls]

Better than some. [ He may have wrestled a zoo animal or two. ] Mine was caught early.

[ The world fell apart for a few days, but it’s always finding ways to do that, here. ]

I can meet you in Heropa.

voice;

[wizzardly]

I'll let you know if someone bothers to toss me one.

[wizzardly]

What, you had one? I hadn't even heard.

But Heropa it is then. Have I taken you to Crossroads yet? I'll send you the address, just in case. It's a bit of a basement dive, but they've jazz some nights, and plenty of beer.

[khaleesipls]

There isn’t much to be said. [ Another brainwashed Jorah Mormont putting his hands on people who trust him. ]

We might have to sit outside.

text;

[itistolaugh]

hey fyi i can't drive the morning carpool to the porter anymore because i guess i live with crane in dechima now

[wizzardly]

Lucky.

And why outside? If it's because you're planning on turning into a bear at some point, you should tell me now.

Re: text;

[wizzardly]

wait why

voice;

[baetiful]

I can be the first one. Vote in the election and I will name you Arch-Chancellor of the Maurtia Falls Memorial Library.

Re: voice;

[wizzardly]

...


...I'll need it on a badge, of course.

voice;

[baetiful]

Of course. A shimmery badge.

[ Consider that his friendship bracelet. ]

[itistolaugh]

[ Attached is a pic of two hyenas trying to fit on her lap at once. ]

my apartment is too small for these guys
what do you think about a playdate with the luggage? its the only thing i think they couldnt eat