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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

voice;

[wizzardly]

Don't patronize me.

But yes, that sounds nice and I'll do it.

[khaleesipls]

Do you know what a skunk is?

voice;

[baetiful]

Excellent. I'll see you in De Chima, then.

[wizzardly]

...Oh, gods. You didn't.

We'll be lucky if the barman lets you in far enough to order a drink in the first place.

[wizzardly]

WHAT THE HELLS ARE THOSE

[khaleesipls]

A liquor store, then. I know a beach outside of Nonah.

Very windy.

[itistolaugh]

hyenas
they are basically big silly dogs

[wizzardly]

oh yes?

is it sillier when they're chewing on your leg or when they bite your face off?

[wizzardly]

Fine. But I reserve the right to sit upwind of you while you tell me how this happened. ...And possibly to douse you in seawater, depending.

[khaleesipls]

If you douse me in seawater I reserve the right to drown you. I'll meet you at the Porter.

[itistolaugh]

don't be mean

[wizzardly]

Aha. Well. No seawater, then. See you soon.

[wizzardly]

it's not mean calling a predator a predator! Being fuzzy doesn't mean they don't have teeth

[itistolaugh]

being predators doesnt mean they arent my good boys!

[khaleesipls]

[ SOON... ]

[wizzardly]

[this is not a battle he's going to win, and he's never been fond of those to begin with.]

what did you name them?

[itistolaugh]

[Not only is it unwinnable, but it could end in a wizardly hyena dinner.]

bud & lou

[wizzardly]

[well no one wants that.]

they sound charming. Proper gentlemen, I'm sure.

[itistolaugh]

i know you're being sarcastic but fyi they ARE and i love them VERY MUCH

[wizzardly]

where did you even get them?

[itistolaugh]

had them back home and they got to come back with me when i ported out for a couple days

my ex got them as babies but it was mostly me taking care of them

[wizzardly]

Oh.

So it wasn't because of my clone at least. I'd thought you were about to say "the zoo"
or something similar

[itistolaugh]

no
but if you wanted to get me more from the zoo i wouldnt be mad about it

[wizzardly]

I'll keep that in mind. Particularly since I doubt hyenas will be easy to forget.

text;

[itistolaugh]

hey when was the last time you saw chilton
in person