"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
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[EVEN IF THE THOUGHT OF DANCING IS TERRIFYING. but music, okay, music he can do.]
See you then. I'll send you the name of a restaurant for starters?
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and remember, we aren't paying so dont hold back ;)
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