"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
Are you sure? I tend to become a rather popular target for murder attempts, for some reason. I'm not currently, that I know, but - things happen. You could get rather sick of hearing about it.
I've had a 100% success rate at staying alive so far, I promise you I don't plan to spoil the record.
[returning that little smile. And he's not going to kick April out of his room anytime soon, so - for as long as she's willing to chill, Rincewind is too.]
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Are you sure? I tend to become a rather popular target for murder attempts, for some reason. I'm not currently, that I know, but - things happen. You could get rather sick of hearing about it.
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If you insist.
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[But she's smiling, just a little bit.]
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[returning that little smile. And he's not going to kick April out of his room anytime soon, so - for as long as she's willing to chill, Rincewind is too.]
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[ April has lived in this place 1000% too long. ]