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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

oh yes?

is it sillier when they're chewing on your leg or when they bite your face off?

[itistolaugh]

don't be mean

[wizzardly]

it's not mean calling a predator a predator! Being fuzzy doesn't mean they don't have teeth

[itistolaugh]

being predators doesnt mean they arent my good boys!

[wizzardly]

[this is not a battle he's going to win, and he's never been fond of those to begin with.]

what did you name them?

[itistolaugh]

[Not only is it unwinnable, but it could end in a wizardly hyena dinner.]

bud & lou

[wizzardly]

[well no one wants that.]

they sound charming. Proper gentlemen, I'm sure.

[itistolaugh]

i know you're being sarcastic but fyi they ARE and i love them VERY MUCH

[wizzardly]

where did you even get them?

[itistolaugh]

had them back home and they got to come back with me when i ported out for a couple days

my ex got them as babies but it was mostly me taking care of them

[wizzardly]

Oh.

So it wasn't because of my clone at least. I'd thought you were about to say "the zoo"
or something similar

[itistolaugh]

no
but if you wanted to get me more from the zoo i wouldnt be mad about it

[wizzardly]

I'll keep that in mind. Particularly since I doubt hyenas will be easy to forget.