"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
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Thank you.
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that's a dangerous thing to write to your only source for pants.
Just keep yourself somewhat modest in the meanwhile I suppose. I'll be there as soon as I can be.
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Take your time. I'll be the bear by the side of the road.