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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

[terrible, Dean. Terrible.]

Which, I have to point out, is not going to aid that particular situation.

[kickingand]

[ He tries. ]

Believe me, I don't need any additional help at this point.

[wizzardly]

...Oh don't tell me you have someone trying to lend you a hand.

[except do, because that's hilarious.]

[kickingand]

I live in a church on the Miami strip. Believe me, I wouldn't need the help even if it was offered.

[wizzardly]

You're living with Lucifer? In his church?

[kickingand]

Technically, sure. Not like Lucifer stretches his wings and kicks back to watch Friends there, though.

[wizzardly]

...He watches his friends? [creepy voyeur.

(Rincewind still has some popular culture to catch up on.)]

[kickingand]

[ .......... oh godDAMMIT, you are not allowed to be Cas!! ]

Friends. TV show from the 90s. Don't worry about it.

[wizzardly]

[:D?]

If you say so. Personally I rather enjoy that show where they tell you how much old things are worth. - Also that one where people pay money to open storage containers and see what's inside. Some of the cooking shows are also lovely.

[kickingand]

[ rude. ]

Yeah, why am I not surprised.

[wizzardly]

[listen as that sarcasm goes right over his head.]

...If you're trying to be insulting you may need to give it another go.

[kickingand]

Wasn't an insult, believe me. [ okay that's a lie, it kind of is. ] Just me not being shocked by your choice in Antique Roadshow.

[wizzardly]

- Oh! Yes, that's the name of it, brilliant program. Peaceful and informative. More shows should be like that. Rather a lot of them are bloody violent. I mean I suppose that's what's always interested people - books and plays are much the same - but it just seems so tiring.

[kickingand]

[ You sound so perky about this, how did that happen. How is he supposed to endure. ]

You read the encyclopedia when you were a kid, too?

[wizzardly]

I'm afraid I only discovered the joy of boredom in my adult years.

[kickingand]

Livin' the good life, huh.

[wizzardly]

I have an unfortunate habit of being followed by trouble.

...Which is surprisingly not a reference to my Luggage.

[kickingand]

You're just that lucky?

[wizzardly]

I happened to run into you, didn't I?

[and away from.]

[kickingand]

Maybe you should go to nicer bars.

[wizzardly]

Those aren't my sort of bars.

[kickingand]

Maybe i'm startin' to get why you're so damn unlucky.

[wizzardly]

I'm sure you think so.

And is that enough entertainment for you tonight? Feeling satisfied, are we?

[kickingand]

But can we really call it a night without the cuddling?

[wizzardly]

Gods, I hope so.