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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[kickingand]

Wasn't an insult, believe me. [ okay that's a lie, it kind of is. ] Just me not being shocked by your choice in Antique Roadshow.

[wizzardly]

- Oh! Yes, that's the name of it, brilliant program. Peaceful and informative. More shows should be like that. Rather a lot of them are bloody violent. I mean I suppose that's what's always interested people - books and plays are much the same - but it just seems so tiring.

[kickingand]

[ You sound so perky about this, how did that happen. How is he supposed to endure. ]

You read the encyclopedia when you were a kid, too?

[wizzardly]

I'm afraid I only discovered the joy of boredom in my adult years.

[kickingand]

Livin' the good life, huh.

[wizzardly]

I have an unfortunate habit of being followed by trouble.

...Which is surprisingly not a reference to my Luggage.

[kickingand]

You're just that lucky?

[wizzardly]

I happened to run into you, didn't I?

[and away from.]

[kickingand]

Maybe you should go to nicer bars.

[wizzardly]

Those aren't my sort of bars.

[kickingand]

Maybe i'm startin' to get why you're so damn unlucky.

[wizzardly]

I'm sure you think so.

And is that enough entertainment for you tonight? Feeling satisfied, are we?

[kickingand]

But can we really call it a night without the cuddling?

[wizzardly]

Gods, I hope so.

[kickingand]

Fine, does it for me.

[wizzardly]

Enjoy your afterlife, won't you?

[kickingand]

It's a work in progress. [ .... he hasn't gotten to the murder spree yet, rincewind gosh. ]