"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
They do not actually have to be magical in order to make a sale. And I am certain the devil has many who would be willing to pay the price for the lie.
[ The sneer can pretty much be heard in his tone. But the second question eases his anger and he calmly replies. ]
Oh, I did far worse to him than that. But more or less, yes. You do not want to cross me, Rincewind.
Do you know his mind so well now? [in a disgruntled mutter.
But he's careful of the volume, because it's true this change in topic has - given Rincewind something to think about. Worryingly. This is the first time he's heard Baelish make a pointed threat, much less imply that he's already carried out such against someone else.]
She'd only scold me again. She's fond of that. Then I'd apologize and she'd give some short speech regarding the gods or the power of Light and following the path of righteousness, and we'd be done with it.
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[ The sneer can pretty much be heard in his tone. But the second question eases his anger and he calmly replies. ]
Oh, I did far worse to him than that. But more or less, yes. You do not want to cross me, Rincewind.
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But he's careful of the volume, because it's true this change in topic has - given Rincewind something to think about. Worryingly. This is the first time he's heard Baelish make a pointed threat, much less imply that he's already carried out such against someone else.]
...I'll try to remember that.
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[ Short. Clipped. To the point. This is the only warning he's going to give Rincewind. ]
And I would say you owe me for not branding you a liar to the Princess.
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She'd only scold me again. She's fond of that. Then I'd apologize and she'd give some short speech regarding the gods or the power of Light and following the path of righteousness, and we'd be done with it.
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[ Plainly said. ]
And from the sounds of things, it seems to me as though you enjoy being scolded.
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[mild suspicion in his voice. Are you about to make this weird, Baelish? Don't make this weird.]
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[ Absolutely making it weird. ]
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It's called hanging up on someone.]
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In the end, you cannot say you did not bring what happens to you next on yourself.