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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[kickingand]

Livin' the good life, huh.

[wizzardly]

I have an unfortunate habit of being followed by trouble.

...Which is surprisingly not a reference to my Luggage.

[kickingand]

You're just that lucky?

[wizzardly]

I happened to run into you, didn't I?

[and away from.]

[kickingand]

Maybe you should go to nicer bars.

[wizzardly]

Those aren't my sort of bars.

[kickingand]

Maybe i'm startin' to get why you're so damn unlucky.

[wizzardly]

I'm sure you think so.

And is that enough entertainment for you tonight? Feeling satisfied, are we?

[kickingand]

But can we really call it a night without the cuddling?

[wizzardly]

Gods, I hope so.

[kickingand]

Fine, does it for me.

[wizzardly]

Enjoy your afterlife, won't you?

[kickingand]

It's a work in progress. [ .... he hasn't gotten to the murder spree yet, rincewind gosh. ]