IC CONTACT

[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[baetiful]

If you ask nicely, she may lay her holy hand of justice on your posterior.

[ Absolutely making it weird. ]

[wizzardly]

[hey, hey Lord Baelish - let Rincewind have the honor of introducing you to this modern technological practice he's learned:

It's called hanging up on someone.]

text;

[baetiful]

[ Disrespected again. Fine, Rincewind. Petyr is done playing nice. So he will leave him with this threatening text. ]

In the end, you cannot say you did not bring what happens to you next on yourself.