"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
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deets
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You are being deliberately
[pause.]
You.
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what i enabled here
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condoms?
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are you asking for them?
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be safe
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Terrible.
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i sacrificed a blood feud for you
and this is what i get
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Thank you. I am still glad about that.
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keep his hair off the couches