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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[slightlyoffchilt]

I would never do such a thing. I cannot, in good faith, stoke such narcissism. Besides, would it not get repetitive? What other notable traits does he possess?

[wizzardly]

A strange knowledge of fashion trends? The ability to find cruelty funny? ...Amazing hair?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You have just described vanity, sadism, and the ethics of pomade. I cannot award him any more credit -- he gets none.

Not even one, none.

[wizzardly]

None. Right.

[Rincewind's certainly not about to argue that with the man Dorian terrorized for kicks.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

See? I told them you were sensible!

[wizzardly]

Told who?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Every single person who has ever doubted you, that's all.

[wizzardly]

Well that must have kept you on the phone all day.

[slightlyoffchilt]

At least you know that someone has your back.

[wizzardly]

...Right. [he would have laughed at words like that when he'd first arrived here.

Now they warm his chest every time.]

Well. I hope you've figured by now that's a full-time job. You've my sympathies.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I don't mind the implied work. I have always been accused of being ambitious.