IC CONTACT

[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

None. Right.

[Rincewind's certainly not about to argue that with the man Dorian terrorized for kicks.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

See? I told them you were sensible!

[wizzardly]

Told who?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Every single person who has ever doubted you, that's all.

[wizzardly]

Well that must have kept you on the phone all day.

[slightlyoffchilt]

At least you know that someone has your back.

[wizzardly]

...Right. [he would have laughed at words like that when he'd first arrived here.

Now they warm his chest every time.]

Well. I hope you've figured by now that's a full-time job. You've my sympathies.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I don't mind the implied work. I have always been accused of being ambitious.