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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

voice;

[wizzardly]

And it's that easy, is it? Nothing to sign, even?

voice;

[baetiful]

Do you take me for Lucifer? Making friendship contracts?

voice;

[wizzardly]

If I were taking you for Lucifer, I would've asked if you had a tattoo planned for me.

voice;

[baetiful]

Tattoos are so permanent. I'm more the bracelet sort.

voice;

[wizzardly]

...It's times like this I can't tell if you're joking.

voice;

[baetiful]

I know just your style as well. The flashier, the better.

voice;

[wizzardly]

It's not all flash.

[sometimes it's glitter, or sparkle.]

voice;

[baetiful]

Not always. Sometimes it's vibrant. But you would not decline something flashy, would you? The more reflective, the better?

voice;

[wizzardly]

It... would depend. [cagily. Baelish unfortunately seems to have his number here.] Maybe not.

voice;

[baetiful]

Something to consider if I wish to buy your affection. It's not often that people shower you with unexpected gifts, is it? Your Luggage spitting up odd things aside...

voice;

[wizzardly]

No. [it's difficult not to sound bewildered.] No, people don't typically feel inspired to give me things.

...The pointy ends of various weaponry aside. Which, I suppose they also aren't "unexpected" either.

voice;

[baetiful]

Well, at the least you've managed to avoid getting unwanted piercings. Unless you are hiding some unsightly scars beneath your clothes. I would not know. I have not seen you nude.

[ Unfortunately???? Thankfully. ]

voice;

[wizzardly]

Across nearly the entirety of my back, thanks. There - now there's no need to be curious.

voice;

[baetiful]

Not nearly as adept at escaping danger as you would allow others to believe, are you?

[ A pause. ]

Well. Me neither, I suppose. Only mine encompasses the entirety of my front. So we do share that, at least.

voice;

[wizzardly]

I'm still here.

[there's a quiet note of pride in that.]

And that just shows the difference between us, really. My troubles have to go chasing after me - yours caught you looking for them.

voice;

[baetiful]

I was a boy of fifteen and in love. Love has a way of clouding ones judgement. A fact you may very well experience someday. You might have an oath, but I know many a man who has broken their oath for the right individual.

voice;

[wizzardly]

Or the right price? [dryly.]

voice;

[baetiful]

Well, that goes without saying. You can't tell me you don't enjoy a good bribe every now and then.

voice;

[wizzardly]

I'll let you know if someone bothers to toss me one.

voice;

[baetiful]

I can be the first one. Vote in the election and I will name you Arch-Chancellor of the Maurtia Falls Memorial Library.

Re: voice;

[wizzardly]

...


...I'll need it on a badge, of course.

voice;

[baetiful]

Of course. A shimmery badge.

[ Consider that his friendship bracelet. ]

voice;

[wizzardly]

Don't patronize me.

But yes, that sounds nice and I'll do it.

voice;

[baetiful]

Excellent. I'll see you in De Chima, then.