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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

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[voice]

[khaleesipls]

Are you busy?

[ He sounds glum. Like himself, in other words. ]

[voice]

[wizzardly]

[finally, a welcome voice. Mostly because it isn't a reporter asking him about his feelings on having a criminally-inclined copy running amok.]

Thankfully, no.

...Unless you're about to try and take my boredom from me, and then yes, I'm swamped.

[khaleesipls]

Nothing exciting about a tavern.

[ Unless Viserys Targaryen is there and you turn into a bear and have to fight the luggage. ]

Usually.

[wizzardly]

Don't say things like that out loud, you'll jinx us before we even get there.

[but that admonishment and the sound of a closing door should signal Rincewind's up to the idea. No further argument needed.]

Only, can it be in Heropa? ...Or Nonah or De Chima. I don't know how you fared through that latest bout of madness, but I don't believe people with my face are popular in Maurtia Falls right now.

[a beat.]

How did you fare?

[khaleesipls]

Better than some. [ He may have wrestled a zoo animal or two. ] Mine was caught early.

[ The world fell apart for a few days, but it’s always finding ways to do that, here. ]

I can meet you in Heropa.

[wizzardly]

What, you had one? I hadn't even heard.

But Heropa it is then. Have I taken you to Crossroads yet? I'll send you the address, just in case. It's a bit of a basement dive, but they've jazz some nights, and plenty of beer.

[khaleesipls]

There isn’t much to be said. [ Another brainwashed Jorah Mormont putting his hands on people who trust him. ]

We might have to sit outside.

[wizzardly]

Lucky.

And why outside? If it's because you're planning on turning into a bear at some point, you should tell me now.

[khaleesipls]

Do you know what a skunk is?

[wizzardly]

...Oh, gods. You didn't.

We'll be lucky if the barman lets you in far enough to order a drink in the first place.

[khaleesipls]

A liquor store, then. I know a beach outside of Nonah.

Very windy.

[wizzardly]

Fine. But I reserve the right to sit upwind of you while you tell me how this happened. ...And possibly to douse you in seawater, depending.

[khaleesipls]

If you douse me in seawater I reserve the right to drown you. I'll meet you at the Porter.

[wizzardly]

Aha. Well. No seawater, then. See you soon.

[khaleesipls]

[ SOON... ]