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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

I just thought someone would have mentioned it.

[he's been living with a witch this whole time?? A wizard and a witch under the same roof, good gods!]

and I think witches are supposed to have hats too.
Just not mine.

[aggressiveapathy]

we're more hell's bells and naked orgies kinda a breed
it's complicated

[wizzardly]

please tell me you're joking about at least one of those.
also I don't think there are other sorts of orgies.




you can really do magic?

[aggressiveapathy]

i need to show you the internet
some orgies involve fur
but
yeah
hocus pocus, blah, blah

[wizzardly]

I really had no idea.

[AND AN IDEA OCCURS]

what sort of magic can you do?

[aggressiveapathy]

what do i get
for telling you?

[wizzardly]

you already practically have my Luggage, what more would you like?
Don't say my hat.

[aggressiveapathy]

i take secrets

[wizzardly]

I already gave you two
my power and that I can't do magic, those have to be decent credit.

[aggressiveapathy]

do you wanna learn?

[wizzardly]

I spent my entire life trying to. It won't work.
will you answer the question?

[aggressiveapathy]

promise me you'll talk to sabriel
and i'll tell

[wizzardly]

why sabriel?

[aggressiveapathy]

can't tell you
witches code
just give me your blood oath

[wizzardly]

I will not make it a literal blood oath.
but all right I'll talk to sabriel.

[aggressiveapathy]

fine
a bunch of magic

[wizzardly]

let me rephrase
what is some magic you've done?

[aggressiveapathy]

why don't you just tell me what you want, R

[wizzardly]

[because if he's asked, he doesn't want to be lying when he says he didn't request it.]

I'm just curious. It is rather my field of study.
elemental magic, transfiguration, location spells, wards, summoning...?
any of those?

[aggressiveapathy]

yes

[wizzardly]

right. okay.
thanks so much for the help this has been great.

[aggressiveapathy]

loser
i do stuff
some of it's in the house

[wizzardly]

IN the house?
like you cast things on the house?

[aggressiveapathy]

like that

[wizzardly]

[oh my gods was it seriously something he never even had to worry about Great A'Tuin has he seriously been working himself up over nothing this whole time]

are they possibly protective wards which shield against unwanted and potentially magically dangerous visitors?