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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

If I were you, I'd look into getting a ward put on my home. I don't know how much good one would do against a god, but you've little to lose at this -

[Gertrude snuffles in a friendly manner against his leg, and Rincewind mutters a curse in Latatian and shoves her massive head away.]

- at this point. You should look up that Billy fellow.

[dendarii]

What about you? ... Where are you, Rincewind?

[wizzardly]

That's actually difficult to say. It was... "Our-can-sass" last I saw a sign? But that was a few hours ago.

[dendarii]

... Arkansas? You've gotten that far already?

[wizzardly]

You should see the way this man drives.