"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
if I say yes to whatever this is will you not try to steal from me and also not let Calendar Man get involved? I don't really feel like being chased by a monster today.
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text on Valentine's Day~ <3
Date: 2017-02-14 11:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-14 02:04 pm (UTC)Wait why? Are you going to somehow steal it?
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Date: 2017-02-14 02:13 pm (UTC)You know I'm real and not a storybook character, right?
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Date: 2017-02-14 02:33 pm (UTC)[a compliment mostly courtesy of a certain perfume-based magical disaster. Can you feel the love, Leonard?]
It doesn't help you're about as unpredictable as a pissed porcupine.
[...Rincewind shows his love in mysterious ways.]
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Date: 2017-02-14 07:06 pm (UTC)[Welcome to black and white vision.
Also, what?]
I'd think pissed porcupines would be predictable. Prickly, mostly.
Anyway. Where do I pick you up?
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Date: 2017-02-15 03:58 am (UTC)[it's possible Rincewind's totally-not-British and Leonard's American slang have some differing meanings.]
Wait no where you are taking me
why are you taking me somewhere
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Date: 2017-02-15 04:01 am (UTC)[Isn't that enough of a reasoning?]
Happy Valentines.
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Date: 2017-02-15 04:53 am (UTC)if I say yes to whatever this is will you not try to steal from me and also not let Calendar Man get involved? I don't really feel like being chased by a monster today.
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Date: 2017-02-15 04:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-15 05:14 am (UTC)I'm in Maurtia Falls right now, I just got off work. I could meet you at a pub?
log it?
Date: 2017-02-15 06:18 am (UTC)Sure!
Date: 2017-02-16 04:46 am (UTC)[stick with Rincewind, Leonard, and you'll never need to wonder which bar has the better discount on any given evening.]
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Date: 2017-02-18 01:59 pm (UTC)[Never for long with him, anyway. With that he stops texting, instead making his way over here.]