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You're my new favorite reality show.
[She doesn't know about the others. But Jeff and Dorian? Oh god. It was all going to be so beautiful as they attempted to wingman.]
[She doesn't know about the others. But Jeff and Dorian? Oh god. It was all going to be so beautiful as they attempted to wingman.]
I want to know about all the dates they send out on- all of them. In exchange, I'll give you three lifelines.
I'll help you. On your dates. You send a text or something and I'll show up and make the date end.
Oh my god, please.
[ She just got you to swear an oath without knowing what it was. Bro. ]
Do you want the deal or not?
[ She just got you to swear an oath without knowing what it was. Bro. ]
Do you want the deal or not?
7:30
music is good, dancing even better
no fish. im still haunted by memories of shark smell.
music is good, dancing even better
no fish. im still haunted by memories of shark smell.
Rincewind? [There's a sloosh noise on the other end.] -- Damn it. Rincewind? Rincewind.
Rincewind. Call me back.
Rincewind. Call me back.
works for me
and remember, we aren't paying so dont hold back ;)
and remember, we aren't paying so dont hold back ;)
Yes, something has -- happened! [A beat.] Someone replaced my 2011 Aston Estate Pinot Noir with cardboard box wine.
[Abigail had, in fact. Like a year ago. Maybe even longer ago.]
It tastes like homicide.
[He said, before drinking more anyway.]
[Abigail had, in fact. Like a year ago. Maybe even longer ago.]
It tastes like homicide.
[He said, before drinking more anyway.]
Done. But I want fill reports.
[She offers her hand to shake.]
[She offers her hand to shake.]
No. But he sounds like a douche bag.
[ Anyone that goes by Lord, you know how it is. Just stupid. ]
Why?
[ Anyone that goes by Lord, you know how it is. Just stupid. ]
Why?
[April shifts to lean back in the pillows, clearly pleased by the turn in conversation.]
Go on.
Go on.
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