"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
- I didn't say I'm working against Baelish. [a sharp, sudden correction, partly stirred by that ominous "eventually". Rincewind has never found his mood lifted by vague and suspicious non-answers.]
Don't go getting the wrong idea. That's how this bloody idiot's gone and got me in trouble in the first place. And hurt Dr. Chilton in the process for no damned good reason, so no, I wouldn't say I'm in favor of anything about him.
If he'd had questions about Baelish, he could have asked me and avoided this whole mess altogether.
[ Mark frowns just a little bit. And pulls back on his aggressiveness, too. It wouldn't do to have Rincewind get too suspicious. This is an information-gathering session, not a fucking-himself-over-and-tipping-his-hand session. ]
I thought he only got hit with a - [ What was the term Chilton had used - ] Stun gun.
The security - ? [what footage? What does he mean by that? - Could he mean the video that little flying idiot was recording? Had he gotten hold of that somehow? But the only way he'd even know about that would be - ]
Oh that bloody knight. [this in a snarled mutter under his breath.] Look, they can't hold that against me, it's not like it was murder, he was trying to kill me!
I've no idea what that is, but apparently he nearly broke Dr. Chilton's nose. So good riddance, whoever he is. Only I can't even say that, because everyone seems to think I know him somehow.
No. [a sure answer from someone who spent too many years with an unwanted tenant in their head.]
Look, let's just skip the interrogation and get right to the end of this, shall we? You've got him on camera, right? Well, show me the video and I'll tell you if I know him.
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Date: 2016-10-28 12:19 am (UTC)Don't go getting the wrong idea. That's how this bloody idiot's gone and got me in trouble in the first place. And hurt Dr. Chilton in the process for no damned good reason, so no, I wouldn't say I'm in favor of anything about him.
If he'd had questions about Baelish, he could have asked me and avoided this whole mess altogether.
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Date: 2016-10-28 12:22 am (UTC)I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. Shall I review the security footage with you? Perhaps in the company of local authorities?
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Date: 2016-10-28 12:23 am (UTC)[ Mark frowns just a little bit. And pulls back on his aggressiveness, too. It wouldn't do to have Rincewind get too suspicious. This is an information-gathering session, not a fucking-himself-over-and-tipping-his-hand session. ]
I thought he only got hit with a - [ What was the term Chilton had used - ] Stun gun.
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Date: 2016-10-28 12:42 am (UTC)Oh that bloody knight. [this in a snarled mutter under his breath.] Look, they can't hold that against me, it's not like it was murder, he was trying to kill me!
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Date: 2016-10-28 01:26 am (UTC)It, uh...It sounded to me like he did. When he talked to me.
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Date: 2016-10-28 01:27 am (UTC)Perhaps. Perhaps not. Would you really prefer to leave your fate in the hands of a jury?
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Date: 2016-10-28 04:37 am (UTC)...If I ever find that bloody spy, I'm going to thump him in the face myself.
[does he really have to say it? Baelish knows his answer.]
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Date: 2016-10-28 04:50 pm (UTC)[ It's so good that Rincewind is cooperating! And now that the coercion is out of the way, it's time to get to the important questions. ]
Have you ever felt like when you were spending time with someone, you lost time? It may be indicative of them milling around in your mind.
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Date: 2016-10-28 04:59 pm (UTC)Look, let's just skip the interrogation and get right to the end of this, shall we? You've got him on camera, right? Well, show me the video and I'll tell you if I know him.
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Date: 2016-10-29 04:48 pm (UTC)Oh, I should tell you - I'm putting together a bit of a surprise party for Dr. Chilton on the 1st. It's at the Iron Throne. Will you come?
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Date: 2016-10-30 02:03 am (UTC)A flutter of defiance in Rincewind's battered heart nearly prompts a "But then I'll have to avoid you."
Instead, miserably, he answers:] Right. At the party, then.
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Date: 2016-10-30 02:13 am (UTC)[there might be more people coming than he'd thought. That should be a good thing, right? Surely March will plan for that.]
Then you'll be there?