"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
Well I could have told you that. I don't think the Spell would have ever allowed room for one, anyway. [and he imagines that afterward, when he'd finally evicted it, the affair left his head a bit like those houses left on the market forever because so-and-so got themselves murdered in the upstairs bedroom; a poor reputation can really ruin a living space.] My head's tended to be at capacity.
[attached is a mirror selfie of Harley wearing a very expensive lingerie set, that seems to have an impressive support structure for how little of it actually exists. It is, in theory, red lace, but it gives the impression of being flesh colored because it does not actually cover a damn thing.]
[Rincewind's first attempt at a reply is in a completely different language, which should be doubly confusing for Harley because it's also a language from a completely different universe.]
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Date: 2016-12-02 03:07 am (UTC)[It isn't lost on him, the intimacy involved in naming someone. Such good pals.]
I am relieved to have cleared that up!
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Date: 2016-12-02 04:47 am (UTC)And I imagine you can't say you've named many patients before.
[or friends, or employees. ....Fratientees? Empliends?]
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Date: 2016-12-02 04:57 am (UTC)[Wordplay praise!!]
And no, I haven't named them. Only their neurological disorders.
Which you have none of.
[Just to be perfectly clear.]
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Date: 2016-12-02 06:27 am (UTC)The house Rincewind has been to?]
I don't know any Arkham, no.
But what do you mean you live together, have you always lived together? [Harley could have mentioned that!]
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Date: 2016-12-02 06:37 am (UTC)Have you seen any interesting ones lately?
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Date: 2016-12-02 07:00 am (UTC)In case he requires their use. Of course.
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Date: 2016-12-03 12:50 am (UTC)- What do you mean by that?
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Date: 2016-12-03 02:34 am (UTC)Yes. She's been darkening the doorstep for a good few years, now. Do you want me to say hello the next time I see her?
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Date: 2016-12-03 03:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-03 04:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-03 06:00 pm (UTC)It's social protocol, Rincewind.
[HE INSISTS.]
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Date: 2016-12-04 05:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-04 05:37 am (UTC)[/never going to let that go.]
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Date: 2016-12-04 07:01 am (UTC)A dress-length tunic.
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Date: 2016-12-04 12:18 pm (UTC)[His and Harley's. But if Rincewind includes himself, that's all dandy.]
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Date: 2016-12-04 09:57 pm (UTC)I'll be sure to tell you the next time I'm over, then.
[hahahaha fat chance.]
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Date: 2016-12-04 10:03 pm (UTC)[which is a welcome conversational distraction from Baelish and Chilton involved together. ...With the metahumans.]
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Date: 2016-12-04 10:20 pm (UTC)[Asks Chilton. As if Chilton is totally heterosexual himself.]
misfire text; 12/idk what day it is
Date: 2016-12-05 12:49 am (UTC)[attached is a mirror selfie of Harley wearing a very expensive lingerie set, that seems to have an impressive support structure for how little of it actually exists. It is, in theory, red lace, but it gives the impression of being flesh colored because it does not actually cover a damn thing.]
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Date: 2016-12-05 01:44 am (UTC)Also, I think I would greatly appreciate never hearing that word again.
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Date: 2016-12-05 04:26 am (UTC)Oh gods oh gods oh gods.]
Try #1
Date: 2016-12-05 04:28 am (UTC)Try #2
Date: 2016-12-05 04:28 am (UTC)/DONE
Date: 2016-12-05 04:32 am (UTC)There doesn't actually look to be much to take off
Re: /DONE
Date: 2016-12-05 11:31 am (UTC)