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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

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[itistolaugh]

hey its harley
from the beach?
jeff said you wont have sex with me & that we should go out

[wizzardly]

[UHHHHHH?]

I'm sorry? I swear I didn't ask him to ask you about either of those

[itistolaugh]

[UHHH is right. ]

yeah i dont really i know what got this in his head but he said he'd pay for everything so im down

[wizzardly]

did he?

[oh that changes things.]

I think there's an opportunity for a good time here then

[itistolaugh]

you wouldnt happen to know his credit limit would you?

[wizzardly]

he has his own TV show and hair products they sell in glass cases.
I think we certainly have some room for a lovely night out

[itistolaugh]

this friday
7pm
impress me

[wizzardly]

7:30 okay instead?
And is there anything you do/don't like?

[itistolaugh]

7:30
music is good, dancing even better
no fish. im still haunted by memories of shark smell.

[wizzardly]

I will take these into account.

[EVEN IF THE THOUGHT OF DANCING IS TERRIFYING. but music, okay, music he can do.]

See you then. I'll send you the name of a restaurant for starters?

[itistolaugh]

works for me
and remember, we aren't paying so dont hold back ;)

[wizzardly]

No worries there I assure you