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Feb. 5th, 2016 07:00 pm
wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
[personal profile] wizzardly


VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

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Date: 2016-05-24 06:18 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
hey its harley
from the beach?
jeff said you wont have sex with me & that we should go out

Date: 2016-05-24 06:55 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: It's getting a little stiff. (Can you rub that down for me?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
[UHHH is right. ]

yeah i dont really i know what got this in his head but he said he'd pay for everything so im down

Date: 2016-05-24 06:58 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (13)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
you wouldnt happen to know his credit limit would you?

Date: 2016-05-24 07:11 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: It grants wishes. (I have one flannel shirt.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
this friday
7pm
impress me

Date: 2016-05-25 01:47 am (UTC)
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
7:30
music is good, dancing even better
no fish. im still haunted by memories of shark smell.

Date: 2016-05-25 02:37 am (UTC)
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Do you wanna fuck the goose y/n?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
works for me
and remember, we aren't paying so dont hold back ;)

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