wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
Rincewind ([personal profile] wizzardly) wrote2016-02-05 07:00 pm
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IC CONTACT



VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-04 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
its kind of coming out of his butt tho
<]:)
now hes wearing it
itistolaugh: No undershirt, one button undone. (Fashion disaster. Clothes but no cigar.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-09 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry i made it kind of boring now
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-27 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah except

<]:)━☆゚.*・。゚

its kind of like a super weird dick now
this is really hard
itistolaugh: Because he tells you what to do all the time. (Name your dick Coach.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-05-30 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry
what about
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(`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-06 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL LOOK WHO WANTS THE MOON]

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( ᐛ )⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ・౪・)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(๑꒪▿꒪)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ‾ʖ̫‾)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(′ʘ⌄ʘ‵)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(・ω・)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(◕‿◕)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(⌒⃝৺⌒⃝)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(๑◔‿◔๑)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(。・ω・。)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(•‾⌣‾•)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(*❛⊰❛)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(。♥‿♥。)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(๑•̀ㅂ•́)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(ꐦಠ皿ಠ)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ⚆_⚆)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ゚д゚)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( >﹏<)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(;´∩`;)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-07 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
going to set it as your signature?
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-08 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
haha wow
thats going to ruin sexts
itistolaugh: I got some. I keep it in my skinny jeans. (Hey. You want some butt?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-12 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
no im not its a real thing

ask jeff for a demonstration hes good at it
itistolaugh: (Cheer up Charlie. Have some wax.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-12 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
shoot
sometimes you are pretty easy tho
its cute
itistolaugh: Never bunt. (Bunting: Premature Ejaculation.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-06-15 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah you have
still cute tho