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Feb. 5th, 2016 07:00 pm
wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
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VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Date: 2017-06-08 12:32 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
haha wow
thats going to ruin sexts

Date: 2017-06-12 02:09 am (UTC)
itistolaugh: I got some. I keep it in my skinny jeans. (Hey. You want some butt?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
no im not its a real thing

ask jeff for a demonstration hes good at it

Date: 2017-06-12 01:27 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (Cheer up Charlie. Have some wax.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
shoot
sometimes you are pretty easy tho
its cute

Date: 2017-06-15 12:39 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: Never bunt. (Bunting: Premature Ejaculation.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
yeah you have
still cute tho

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