"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
[which feels good to say in a world where he's reasonably sure they can't hear him. He sits again, then slowly lays back as well, legs dangling off the edge.]
...I don't know that I ever thanked you for not minding my living here. But thank you.
That is the saddest thing you ever said. Don't let Luggage hear that. It's a bad example.
[ April almost forced her way into her first living situation in this world. There was none of this touchy feely stuff. Just fierce house-protection. ]
If anyone is gonna try to kill you or whatever, you have to tell me. I'm so over my things getting blown up because everyone has deep dark secrets they wanna brood over.
Are you sure? I tend to become a rather popular target for murder attempts, for some reason. I'm not currently, that I know, but - things happen. You could get rather sick of hearing about it.
I've had a 100% success rate at staying alive so far, I promise you I don't plan to spoil the record.
[returning that little smile. And he's not going to kick April out of his room anytime soon, so - for as long as she's willing to chill, Rincewind is too.]
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[cowardice in all things, April. This is the way of the Rincewind.
He shrugs a little helplessly.]
Sorry. It's all right if you'd rather not.
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[ It will just take a little extra thinking. ]
Everyone lets secrets out on the network. Eventually.
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[ She leans back against his pillows. Even April doesn't know if she's joking at this point. It's been too long in this place. ]
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[which feels good to say in a world where he's reasonably sure they can't hear him. He sits again, then slowly lays back as well, legs dangling off the edge.]
...I don't know that I ever thanked you for not minding my living here. But thank you.
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[ April almost forced her way into her first living situation in this world. There was none of this touchy feely stuff. Just fierce house-protection. ]
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[ She bites her lip for a moment, then...stays where she's laying. The dramatics were for fake promises. ]
Than I need another favor.
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This is two now. You've already had me agree to find your husband a new wife and tell you about the dates I'm probably never going on.
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[that's admittedly a hell of an offer.]
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Are you sure? I tend to become a rather popular target for murder attempts, for some reason. I'm not currently, that I know, but - things happen. You could get rather sick of hearing about it.
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If you insist.
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[But she's smiling, just a little bit.]
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[returning that little smile. And he's not going to kick April out of his room anytime soon, so - for as long as she's willing to chill, Rincewind is too.]
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[ April has lived in this place 1000% too long. ]