"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
If anyone is gonna try to kill you or whatever, you have to tell me. I'm so over my things getting blown up because everyone has deep dark secrets they wanna brood over.
Are you sure? I tend to become a rather popular target for murder attempts, for some reason. I'm not currently, that I know, but - things happen. You could get rather sick of hearing about it.
I've had a 100% success rate at staying alive so far, I promise you I don't plan to spoil the record.
[returning that little smile. And he's not going to kick April out of his room anytime soon, so - for as long as she's willing to chill, Rincewind is too.]
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Date: 2016-05-26 11:23 pm (UTC)This is two now. You've already had me agree to find your husband a new wife and tell you about the dates I'm probably never going on.
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Date: 2016-05-26 11:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-26 11:29 pm (UTC)[that's admittedly a hell of an offer.]
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Date: 2016-05-26 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-26 11:35 pm (UTC)Are you sure? I tend to become a rather popular target for murder attempts, for some reason. I'm not currently, that I know, but - things happen. You could get rather sick of hearing about it.
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Date: 2016-05-26 11:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-26 11:41 pm (UTC)If you insist.
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Date: 2016-05-26 11:42 pm (UTC)[But she's smiling, just a little bit.]
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Date: 2016-05-26 11:44 pm (UTC)[returning that little smile. And he's not going to kick April out of his room anytime soon, so - for as long as she's willing to chill, Rincewind is too.]
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Date: 2016-05-26 11:46 pm (UTC)[ April has lived in this place 1000% too long. ]