"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
[On this, the most important romance-related holiday of the year, Rincewind receives a card delivered by a regular ol' pig. Because weird magic stuff seems to freak him out a lot, so in order to make him feel more comfortable and welcome, Mabel asks the Waddles responsible to keep the shapeshifting on the down-low.
There’s a small chocolate heart taped to the back, and a little note: Happy Valentine’s Day! Have the best day EVER!!]
[words cannot express how surprised he is to find a pig on his doorstep. Especially one with a card in its mouth. Rincewind cautiously accepts this (somewhat moist) delivery and stares at the card. And the chocolate. He looks between both for a while quietly. Why would someone be this nice to him, she doesn't even know him.
...The chocolate is rather good.
Excuse him, he's just going to go back inside and wibble a little. Happy Valentine's Day, Mabel.]
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Date: 2016-02-13 04:55 am (UTC)There’s a small chocolate heart taped to the back, and a little note: Happy Valentine’s Day! Have the best day EVER!!]
delivery! (2/14)
Date: 2016-02-14 02:38 pm (UTC)...The chocolate is rather good.
Excuse him, he's just going to go back inside and wibble a little. Happy Valentine's Day, Mabel.]