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Feb. 5th, 2016 07:00 pm
wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
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VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Date: 2016-08-23 11:16 am (UTC)
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
[ This poor, sad, clueless man. ]

its grilled meat and were going to go get some right now

Date: 2016-08-26 12:59 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
beef, pork, chicken. totally normal.
tho we could probably find bbq gator too because this is florida

Date: 2016-08-30 01:32 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (People Eating Tasty Animals?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
youll love it i promise

Date: 2016-08-31 07:19 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (He has the brain of a man! Or woman.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
100% not fancy so dont dress up or anything

Date: 2016-09-02 02:38 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
maybe not your favorites
it can get messy
i'll meet u there


[ She sends an address, and if he stands her up she will hunt him to the ends of the earth. Or, like, maybe the county line. Whichever comes first. ]

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