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Feb. 5th, 2016 07:00 pm
wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
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VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

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Date: 2016-10-08 04:35 pm (UTC)
exceptfebruary: a calm almost smiling calendar man with a gun near his face (January February March April May)
From: [personal profile] exceptfebruary
I have a gift for you. If you tell me what day it is.

Date: 2016-10-08 10:51 pm (UTC)
exceptfebruary: Calendar Man smiling slightly as he plays with his lip (Guess what day it is)
From: [personal profile] exceptfebruary
It is nothing more than paper.

Date: 2016-10-13 01:51 pm (UTC)
exceptfebruary: close up shot of Calendar Man's eyes with have his face in shadow (Consult the Calendar)
From: [personal profile] exceptfebruary
Are you going to accept it?

Date: 2016-10-16 04:29 am (UTC)
exceptfebruary: Calendar Man stands simply, playing with his lip (I Am Aware)
From: [personal profile] exceptfebruary
The most you will get is a paper cut.

Date: 2016-10-19 12:34 am (UTC)
exceptfebruary: close up shot of calendar man's eye looking rather sinister (Happy Holidays)
From: [personal profile] exceptfebruary
Would you rather risk saying "no"?

Date: 2016-10-19 01:10 am (UTC)
exceptfebruary: calendar man with a sinister smile leaning up against the glass with dark shapes in the foreground (Far to go)
From: [personal profile] exceptfebruary
A good choice. Where shall I send it?

Date: 2016-10-19 01:31 am (UTC)
exceptfebruary: Calendar Man with a slight head tilt, pointing towards the viewer (And on that day)
From: [personal profile] exceptfebruary
Of course not.

[ The next day, a delivery. A calendar for the man who loooooooves heights, with handwritten notes for the rest of October, November and December of 2016, and detailed descriptions of all the major holidays. ]

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