"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
I would never do such a thing. I cannot, in good faith, stoke such narcissism. Besides, would it not get repetitive? What other notable traits does he possess?
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Date: 2016-12-23 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-24 05:06 am (UTC)And hardly cost-effective because of it - you'd have have to hire someone separate to keep reminding him he's pretty.
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Date: 2016-12-25 06:51 am (UTC)Not even one, none.
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Date: 2016-12-26 12:25 am (UTC)[Rincewind's certainly not about to argue that with the man Dorian terrorized for kicks.]
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Date: 2016-12-26 07:33 pm (UTC)Now they warm his chest every time.]
Well. I hope you've figured by now that's a full-time job. You've my sympathies.
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