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"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

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From:

wizzardly

Yes, but you see, my senses are normally more active than most men's. Toward everything.

So I appreciate the break.

From:

baetiful

You could simply become a friend of mine and then there would be far less you need to worry about.

From:

wizzardly

And it's that easy, is it? Nothing to sign, even?

From:

baetiful

Do you take me for Lucifer? Making friendship contracts?

From:

wizzardly

If I were taking you for Lucifer, I would've asked if you had a tattoo planned for me.

From:

baetiful

Tattoos are so permanent. I'm more the bracelet sort.

From:

wizzardly

...It's times like this I can't tell if you're joking.

From:

baetiful

I know just your style as well. The flashier, the better.

From:

wizzardly

It's not all flash.

[sometimes it's glitter, or sparkle.]

From:

baetiful

Not always. Sometimes it's vibrant. But you would not decline something flashy, would you? The more reflective, the better?

From:

wizzardly

It... would depend. [cagily. Baelish unfortunately seems to have his number here.] Maybe not.

From:

baetiful

Something to consider if I wish to buy your affection. It's not often that people shower you with unexpected gifts, is it? Your Luggage spitting up odd things aside...

From:

wizzardly

No. [it's difficult not to sound bewildered.] No, people don't typically feel inspired to give me things.

...The pointy ends of various weaponry aside. Which, I suppose they also aren't "unexpected" either.

From:

baetiful

Well, at the least you've managed to avoid getting unwanted piercings. Unless you are hiding some unsightly scars beneath your clothes. I would not know. I have not seen you nude.

[ ~~Unfortunately????~~ Thankfully. ]

From:

wizzardly

Across nearly the entirety of my back, thanks. There - now there's no need to be curious.

From:

baetiful

Not nearly as adept at escaping danger as you would allow others to believe, are you?

[ A pause. ]

Well. Me neither, I suppose. Only mine encompasses the entirety of my front. So we do share that, at least.

From:

wizzardly

I'm still here.

[there's a quiet note of pride in that.]

And that just shows the difference between us, really. My troubles have to go chasing after me - yours caught you looking for them.

From:

baetiful

I was a boy of fifteen and in love. Love has a way of clouding ones judgement. A fact you may very well experience someday. You might have an oath, but I know many a man who has broken their oath for the right individual.