"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
but I warn you if I get out there and this smells even a whiff like me getting dragged into some sort of terrible adventure I'll leave you to make a grass skirt for yourself
[ Jorah sends GPS coordinates. This "wood" is really more a small patch of undeveloped land along a road near a string of shitty bars in Maurtia Falls. ]
If you get out here and try to turn tail from a shadow I'll make you into a skirt.
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Date: 2017-11-30 03:46 am (UTC)[ He's seen Rincewind's pants. The inseam is very low on his list of concerns. ]
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Date: 2017-11-30 03:55 am (UTC)[look. It's very late, and he just woke up.]
why do you want me to steal pants?
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Date: 2017-11-30 04:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-30 04:59 am (UTC)but I warn you if I get out there and this smells even a whiff like me getting dragged into some sort of terrible adventure I'll leave you to make a grass skirt for yourself
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Date: 2017-11-30 05:08 am (UTC)If you get out here and try to turn tail from a shadow I'll make you into a skirt.
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Date: 2017-11-30 05:09 am (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2017-11-30 05:19 am (UTC)that's a dangerous thing to write to your only source for pants.
Just keep yourself somewhat modest in the meanwhile I suppose. I'll be there as soon as I can be.
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Date: 2017-12-04 07:47 pm (UTC)Take your time. I'll be the bear by the side of the road.