IC CONTACT

[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

surprisingly not the first time I've heard that.

[textualhealing]

Yeah, not surprising at all. You seem like the kind of person everyone kicks.

[wizzardly]

oh good, I was worried we weren't getting to know each other properly.

[textualhealing]

No worries, I think I know you p well.

[And Rincewind will get to know Jeff all to intimately during underwear Sundays, and mornings where Jeff's too tired to put on anything before work.]