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Feb. 5th, 2016 07:00 pm
wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
[personal profile] wizzardly


VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

text;

Date: 2017-04-25 01:19 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
glue stick
brush
patience

you're going to do it right???

Date: 2017-04-26 11:51 am (UTC)
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
it washes out
& itll make your beard look bigger
probably

Date: 2017-05-01 03:38 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (People Eating Tasty Animals?)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
yeah its a little guy with arms up like

woo!

Date: 2017-05-03 09:53 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: Because he tells you what to do all the time. (Name your dick Coach.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
maybe like
(∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
??
i can't figure out how to do the hat and beard

Date: 2017-05-04 01:39 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
its kind of coming out of his butt tho
<]:)
now hes wearing it

Date: 2017-05-09 03:19 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: No undershirt, one button undone. (Fashion disaster. Clothes but no cigar.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
sorry i made it kind of boring now

Date: 2017-05-27 02:32 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
yeah except

<]:)━☆゚.*・。゚

its kind of like a super weird dick now
this is really hard

Date: 2017-05-30 12:27 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: Because he tells you what to do all the time. (Name your dick Coach.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
sorry
what about
__/\__
(`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

Date: 2017-06-06 12:48 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
[WELL LOOK WHO WANTS THE MOON]

__/\__
( ᐛ )⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ・౪・)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(๑꒪▿꒪)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ‾ʖ̫‾)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(′ʘ⌄ʘ‵)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(・ω・)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(◕‿◕)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
__/\__
(⌒⃝৺⌒⃝)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
__/\__
(๑◔‿◔๑)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(。・ω・。)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(•‾⌣‾•)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
__/\__
(*❛⊰❛)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(。♥‿♥。)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
__/\__
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(ꐦಠ皿ಠ)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ⚆_⚆)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( ゚д゚)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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( >﹏<)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
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(;´∩`;)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

Date: 2017-06-07 12:57 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
going to set it as your signature?

Date: 2017-06-08 12:32 pm (UTC)
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)
From: [personal profile] itistolaugh
haha wow
thats going to ruin sexts

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