"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."
Fate is a prick bastard who can stick His head in a sinkhole.
[typed Rincewind, who has become reasonably certain that 1) his Fate is not in this Universe, and 2) Fate probably can't read everyone's text messages.]
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wizzardly
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Date: 2016-05-08 07:39 pm (UTC)and not here
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Date: 2016-05-08 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-08 07:46 pm (UTC)what do you do?
blood stuff?
1/2
Date: 2016-05-08 08:38 pm (UTC)[WHY DOES EVERYONE AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT?]
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Date: 2016-05-08 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-08 08:48 pm (UTC)i know you have hands
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Date: 2016-05-08 08:50 pm (UTC)Without a key sort of thing.
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Date: 2016-05-08 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 10:30 pm (UTC)you don't deserve that hat
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Date: 2016-05-09 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 10:38 pm (UTC)Also: no.
no one is taking my hat.
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Date: 2016-05-09 10:43 pm (UTC)it has been decided
by fate
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Date: 2016-05-09 10:50 pm (UTC)[typed Rincewind, who has become reasonably certain that 1) his Fate is not in this Universe, and 2) Fate probably can't read everyone's text messages.]
no. one. gets. my. hat.
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Date: 2016-05-09 10:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 11:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 11:10 pm (UTC)You can't win it in any sort of duel, it doesn't work like that
And you aren't a wizard
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Date: 2016-05-09 11:12 pm (UTC)i'm an evil witch
so
i don't follow the rules
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Date: 2016-05-09 11:14 pm (UTC)someone told me there's a witch in it
Are you trying to make a reference?
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Date: 2016-05-09 11:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 11:21 pm (UTC)are you actually claiming to be an actual witch?
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Date: 2016-05-09 11:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-09 11:38 pm (UTC)[he's been living with a witch this whole time?? A wizard and a witch under the same roof, good gods!]
and I think witches are supposed to have hats too.
Just not mine.
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