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[wizzardly]

VOICEMAIL:

"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Comments

[wizzardly]

please don't trouble yourself.

[textualhealing]

I got a few ladies in mind.

Unless you prefer dudes. Do you want a selection of each? Best to keep all options open, right?

[wizzardly]

I can't help reading between the lines here.
You are asking me to lead a trail of ants to your bed, aren't you? That's what I'm getting.

[textualhealing]

Don't get ants in the house. The raccoons won't be happy.

[wizzardly]

something more creative then.

[textualhealing]

Like me punching you in the face?

[wizzardly]

Why does it always need to come back to punching?

[textualhealing]

I dunno, you just bring that side of me out. I think it's your face.

[wizzardly]

surprisingly not the first time I've heard that.

[textualhealing]

Yeah, not surprising at all. You seem like the kind of person everyone kicks.

[wizzardly]

oh good, I was worried we weren't getting to know each other properly.

[textualhealing]

No worries, I think I know you p well.

[And Rincewind will get to know Jeff all to intimately during underwear Sundays, and mornings where Jeff's too tired to put on anything before work.]