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Feb. 5th, 2016 07:00 pm
wizzardly: Just consider it? Just for a moment? (I don't suppose you'd just let me go?)
[personal profile] wizzardly


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"Er... yes, okay, I suppose I should tell you that if you're trying to reach me I'm not here, and if you're trying to reach me because you want to do something involving pointy bits of metal or otherwise painful objects, I'm never going to be here. So sorry."

Date: 2016-05-05 01:27 am (UTC)
infomodder: but you know your mother and i love each other and you so that's all that matters (she's not gonna let me forget that)
From: [personal profile] infomodder
[Statements of affection aren't familiar or comfortable for Will, either. Mostly because the statements of affection he got for a long while came from a cannibalistic douche who wanted to be his bestie and parts of the world considered them husbands, but you know. It happens.

There's also a balance. When it comes to emotions, they're best used like spice. Just enough. Otherwise it's too hot and people start blubbering, and there are tears, and snotty noses, and sometimes in a happy way but also possibly in an outraged way that leads to brutal murders. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.
]

Yeah. [He is getting out of emotional territory now, and fast, no matter how awkward that sort of response may seem. He glances down at the floor a moment, smile still in place. Less tense, small but real, and then he nods and makes his way back to the door.] There's a hidey hole magnet on the side of the fridge. We'll put some money in there before we leave.

[Or a raccoon will. Potato, potahtoe.]

Have a good night.

Date: 2016-05-08 06:05 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868507)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
so
did you give up on the animal army plan?

Date: 2016-05-08 06:47 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (phone)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
you were a child
so probably only a few martinis in

Date: 2016-05-08 06:50 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868510)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
so you don't want a dingo
or bird eating spider
for the cause

Date: 2016-05-08 06:59 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868511)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy


see? nothing dangerous
at all
Edited Date: 2016-05-08 06:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2016-05-08 07:03 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (pic#5041442)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
cool
we'll need magic
for getting him places

Date: 2016-05-08 07:39 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: <user name=nuv0le-rapide site=livejournal.com> (pic#2868696)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
make dingo be there
and not here

Date: 2016-05-08 07:46 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868508)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
...
what do you do?
blood stuff?

Date: 2016-05-08 08:48 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (skeptical anger)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
yeah...
i know you have hands

Date: 2016-05-08 08:56 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868509)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
and?

Date: 2016-05-09 10:30 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (stranger danger)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
...
you don't deserve that hat

Date: 2016-05-09 10:37 pm (UTC)
aggressiveapathy: (skeptical anger)
From: [personal profile] aggressiveapathy
i will take it from you in a wizards duel

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